How do pirates express their creativity? 

Aarrrrrt.

What’s the most creative nation? 

Imagination.

Where are all the creative calculus jokes?

All these new ones are so derivative…

Why do princesses who have been locked away in a castle become the most creative?

Because they're in-spired.

What do you call a writer who refuses to use punctuation?

A rebel without a clause.

How do writers stay fit?

They run on sentences

Why did the writer go to the bakery?

He kneaded inspiration.

I accidentally bought too many art supplies.

I’m having an excess-stencil crisis.

Why did the artist add sugar to her paint?

To make it more palatable.

What do you get if you paint a pink pig mint – green? 

A pigmint of your imagination.

What’s red and smells like blue paint? 

Red paint.

How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes four movements.

Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”